Greek Instructions?
"Dad, hey I need some help. These instructions may as well as been written in Greek!"
"Whoa, son, this dates way before my time. I don't know some of the key words and the sentence structure is totally unfamiliar. Assembling this three dollar wind-up cuckoo clock will have to wait until we can find someone to translate these cryptic directions. You say the manufacturer is out of business and now you tell me the mail order catalog company is defunct. Whew...son, we best carefully rebox this and pass it on to your great-grandson. I'm sure it'll be worth a fortune by then."
"Aw Dad, what a bummer. I hope he gets more out of this than I did."